Me:in the pre-game lobby,talking to the other players on the team* okay so~
n00bops in- HEY GUYS IS THIS GAME AS GOOD LIKE CALL OF DUTY!?
me:no...leave...and never come back...
n00b:NO ITS FREE TO PLAY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
random guy:kicks n00b out* there...
... dB
*l8r*

Me:goes up to random guy from before* hey...hey....hey..i got you a present..
random guy:what is it?
Me:LEAD! *starts shooting at him* HAHAHAHAHA >DD *we both get killed by a enemy sniper*
random guy: DANG IT EASY-E WHY'D YOU GET US KILLED!?!
Me: I WAS GIVING YOU A PRESENT GOSH I QUIT!
random guy: WAIT!..dont go... i miss you
Me:i miss you too...
random guy: i cant do this without you...
Me:me either..
random guy:now..LET'S KICK SOME A-*gets blown up by a tank* DANG IT!
Me: AHHH *gets disconnected* ;w;

best time of me life dB